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You gave your body to the lonely

They took your clothes.

Created on 2006-11-14 02:53:05 (#11604645), last updated 2008-10-30

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"I am two fools, I know,
For loving, and for saying so
In whining poetry."
-John Donne

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	yvonne_beverly User Number: 11604645 Date Created:Today Number of Posts: Hardly Any
Carlie can be characterized by her foul, smoky smell and her mass quantities of bad poetry. She likes to hang out in artsy coffee dives because it makes her feel cool and grown-up. Carlie is not grown-up, and is painfully uncool. Her favorite books involve superheroes, charming individuals, and those who are crazy in nature. Carlie is crazy in nature. Also has been known to constantly trip on stairs, and eat all the cheese cake.
Strengths: Can use smoky scent to KO any bitches who cross her path. Grand master of extreme badminton and scholar of goofy teen drama.
Weaknesses: Carlie is the natural prey of physics and all physics-related items. If physics or other physics-related items are set in front of her, she will mysteriously burst into flames.
Special Skills: Able to cause severe sleepiness in all humans and most rodeo clowns.
Weapons: Blinding white skin, intoxicating good looks, and really bad morning breath.
Allies: Rasputin and the Virgin Mary.